Aw man, I had the best day Thursday.
First it was out of the box, we were making the poster for activities fair, which was kind of fun. We just drew all sorts of random stuff on a poster and it was really surreal and fucked up. Colin was being his usual inventive self and went in to numerous different characters and accents, and it was very interesting.
Then afterwards he showed me his AP art portfolio, which was pretty cool-- he has an interesting style, and then we just started talking about RANDOM stuff, it was the least linear conversation I've ever had in my life-- I was legit scared at parts because I had no clue what was going on.
We'd talk about something we had in common for like one minute, then he'd remember something absolutely strange he did once, then that would remind him of a book, movie, comedian, etc, and we'd talk about that for a while, he might go in to some characters with voices and stuff, and then we'd go back to normal conversation for a minute and it would start over again. Very interesting.
Most disorientating of all-- if he got excited enough about a topic, he, at a couple times, invented entire stories in his head, improv, on the spot, with multiple characters, having respective personalities and voices each, abd acted them out on the spot. Literally, he'd start acting, unprompted, in the middle of a conversation, and it was incredible! The stories were really trippy and hilarious, too, just incredibly creative. And he didn't stop acting until the entire story had been resolved. Like 20 minutes of straight acting, each!
One story was about a guy being told by some sort of god's voice to look for his father, and then the god's voice carved a map in a tree which told him where to go. The map took him to a cave where he spent the night, and then wakes up and some creepy guy who knows him admits to having watched him sleep for the past 5 hours. Ends up being the traveler's father, who lives alone in this weird cave. They have a conversation for a long time that is incredibly strange about the people/family that used to live in the cave, which people die in because it's impossible to really get out of it. The only food is tea made out of bugs and eating rocks, horrifying the late dentist. A day goes by, the father offers a bed made of mushrooms to the kid. The bed of mushrooms gives people rashes that are strange but kind of pleasant, in particular gave the father a rash shaped like another map that has an exit map to the cave that he never really thought about as an exit map. Some other trippy stuff happens, the end, and we're both laughing our asses off because we have no idea how the FUCK any of that story came about (we were talking about amish people before that, or something).
The second story started off as us parodying sex education to young children that describes having a baby with the stork. Then somehow our idea of the stork morphed in to a gangster badass because the stork stepped in wet cement and left a stork print in the sidewalk. The town gangster crew, led by Tony the Italian gangbanger of course, super-realistic accent included (I thought a different person was making the voice for a few seconds, it was pretty shocking). The gangster is freaked the fuck out by the stork's footprint in his neighborhood's sidewalk, because the stork is a violent badass evidently, so he hires a hit on the stork. The hitman is paid 7 grand to shoot the stork and he ends up copping out, leading Tony to kill the guy. Tony then dresses up as a stork to sneak in to the stork's lair and, while looking for the stork, monologues his plan to kill it only to be interrupted by the stork. Fighting ensues, and the stork agrees to back off and give Tony his money back, or something along those lines.
It was the coolest thing ever. He is so much fun to talk to.
I had a bit of an email problem, too. This kid logged on to a computer under his name and I used it to email myself something. Instead of logging out at the end of the period, he just shut the computer and handed it to me, so I plugged it in and was still logged in to my file. Some asshole in the next period class then made the wild assumption I'd just logged in and left it on intentionally, so he made the decision to email me from my own email account to fucking state the obvious: "don't leave your email turned on with a live computer. be a bit more careful, it is necessary to turn off the computer before you shut it down."
As if I don't know that, DEE DERP DEE DERP DUMB TEE TUM. And then he signed it, best of all, with my teacher's name

My teacher recommended he do this because it might seem stranger if I didn't know the person who was emailing me. WRONG! It scared the shit out of me, I was freaking out for like 2 hours because I started getting paranoid about my teacher seeing my inbox and such... It made me think my teacher was messing with my mind and knew whose email it was, although really, no one would have known the person whose name the email belonged to, because my name was not anywhere on there.
In short, it scared the shit out of me, and I got silly.
I like the kids I work with in integrated a lot more now. THEY ARE SO FUNNY. They talk about hookups they've had, drugs, parties, and they deviate from class topics in such interesting ways, it actually results in very clever things I'd never have thought of. This one chick only feeds her turtle once a month, it's 16 years old, and won't die

She just told me she had a priest in to bless her turtle

What? And she's writing a psychedelic children's book, which I think is awesome, as well.
I'm so glad I'm not with kids in my year, it really makes a big difference and is a ton more interesting.
AIS still blows. We haven't done jack shit with what we did over the summer (reading about indians and american culture) aside from our own interpretations of it, and now we're already moving on. Such a bullshit class so far, although I like the teachers-- sort of.
Also, meditation club is on wednesdays periods 5 and 6 in room 351/2, and on Fridays period 4, perhaps in room 109? I don't know about period 4 yet, much, I'm going to ask Sir K on Thursday to find out.